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CmpE Love Poem

Posted by shiite on Thursday, May 6, 2010, In : poetry

This one goes out to all the Computer Engineering fellas out there...oh yeah...

"I can ray trace you an empire,
Or mesh you a sea,
I can voxel a mountain,
Or a servant on its knee.
Oh sweet lady let us run together
On the grid of x,y,z.
My lexical analyzer screams at my soul,
I've never seen anything more lovely.
I've seen no class in OOP that can hold,
One so truly holy.
Your tenderness is like a UNIX script,
Your voice like a high quality mp3,
And when you glance my way,
You seg fault my memory.
To my hea...
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Mathematical deliciousness

Posted by shiite on Thursday, May 6, 2010, In : poetry

I came across this poem a while ago and it brought quite the smile to my face:

"They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical pr...
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An Ode to the Nerdy Hip-Hop Girl

Posted by shiite on Thursday, May 6, 2010, In : poetry

I step into the club

You’re there (shakin’ that thang, shakin’ that thang)

I ask where your D-O-double-G at, ‘cause you’re so H-double-O-D

You gettin’ that boom boom pow but also that academic degree

You got them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur

Your flow is smoother than Flo Jo -- you got soul, but ain’t a soldier

You place the library items back on the carts after use

Lord Byron’s poetry being put back to good use

You droppin’ twenty fours on your Es...

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